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XLN Audio Addictive Drums

“My friend and I are in a band,” I said. “It’s called the Homicidal Llamas.”

She exotically raised her eyebrows and made eye contact.

“What do you play?” she asked.

“The air drums,” I replied.

“Excuse me?” she asked, leaning forward across the counter. “I’ve heard of the air guitar, but never the air drums. Do you actually own drums?”

“Yes,” I said smoothly. “I play a Sonor Designer set, a DW Collector's Series set, a Tama Starclassic set and some amazing Pearl snares.”

“Uh huh,” she said. She was eyeing me with suspicion.

But it is mostly true, I thought.

I own XLN Audio Addictive Drums, which allows me to use all that premium gear to mix and record my gigs ahead of time.

Playing air drums isn’t easy, except that you don’t have to lug a bunch of gear around, which makes getting thru airport security a lot faster.

“I’ve done some amazing Styx covers,” I said, moving the conversation along.

“Here is your coffee,” she said, handing me a Styrofoam cup with a cardboard sleeve. “It’s hot.”

“Next customer!” she half-shouted.

I just don’t get girls.

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