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Ruff Rider Ruff Grip Callus Builder

It took me ages just to work up the nerve to ask Jenny out. She was one of those rare girls whose beauty and charm just made me a silly, stammering mess of a man whenever I tried to speak to her. I finally found some courage at the bottom of a whiskey glass, and managed to secure a date. I was ecstatic! The hard part was over, and from here on out I could be my normal, smooth self and make her mine. The big night finally arrived. I put on my Sunday best, washed the car, picked up some flowers, and headed to her place. From the time she got in the car, everything was perfect. During dinner, she laughed at all my jokes, stared intently while I spoke about my awesome job at Music123, and smiled as we reminisced on our pasts. She told me how comfortable I made her feel. I knew things were heading in the right direction. After dinner we walked around the city holding hands and laughing. It was the kind of night you never want to end, but we both knew it had to.

We drove back to her place, and I walked her to the door like a proper gentleman should. We said our goodnights and arrived at that pivotal moment of any first date—to kiss or not to kiss. I sensed she'd be alright with it, so I moved in, placing my hand on her cheek as our lips met. Suddenly, she jerked away and shouted "Ouch!!" I didn't know what to say. I had no idea what happened, but I noticed she had her hand to her face where mine had just been. "What's wrong with your fingers?" she asked. "They're so rough they scratched my face! Look, I had a great time. Call me, we'll do it again sometime." And in a flash there I was, alone on her doorstep, completely shocked by what had happened. I looked down to see I was still holding my keys, and there it was, my Ruff Rider Ruff Grip Callus Builder. Sure, it allowed me to build up my strength, dexterity, and calluses for playing guitar. Unfortunately a girl's face is much less forgiving than steel strings and wooden fretboards.



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