Chauvet B-250 Bubble Machine

Congratulations! As a tax payer you are now a proud partial owner of Government Motors. Here at Music123, the staff never dreamed of owning a car company, let alone one that carries $172 million in debt and has been booted from its former trading index.

Some people are a little upset about the $30 billion loan note the government just signed to purchase 60% of Government Motors and we’ve even heard rumors of protesting. Like Tax Day, we are afraid people will be taking to the harbors, lakes, rivers and bays with tea bags and the familiar cry of taxation without representation.

However, we’d like to suggest a safer, more hip alternative. Whether you are celebrating your recent acquisition of stock that you can’t legally trade or you are protesting the lack of cookies served at tea parties, consider a bubble party with the Chauvet B-250 Bubble Machine instead.

There are several advantages to a bubble party, like the portability of the Chauvet B-250 Bubble Machine. In fact, it will fit nicely in the back seat of your Fiat-Chrysler for a mobile bubble party you can take almost anywhere - we’ve heard rumors that the new immigration law means you must have your passport to enter a land port from Canada and all in-vehicle bubble machines must be turned on low.

We are a new generation and bubbles are the essence of our revolution, right? If you answered yes, the next question is “how much, exactly, is $30 billion?” We don’t know either, but we think Government Motors could pull out of this crisis by installing Chauvet B-250 Bubble Machines in every new vehicle.

Our Price: $79.99  

Fog, Bubble and Snow Effects                                        Caution: Item may be sold out due to popular demand

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